(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs
I like my women curvy. lots and lots of curves. so many curves. maybe even a spiral shape. with ketchup. my ideal woman is actually curly fry.
all I wanna do is stay in Italy and read books and drink this amaretto tea because it is SO DAMN GOOD and not deal with real life problems or people ever and not return to the US because that means saying dealing with real life and real people and saying goodbye to cheap wine and amaretto tea